ALIEN ABDUCTION BATH BOMB

Blast Off to Bliss: Alien Abduction Bath Bomb 🍓👽🛁

Howdy, cosmic cowpoke! Hitch a ride to relaxation with our Alien Abduction Bath Bomb, handcrafted with out-of-this-world zest by MaiMai’s Bubble Emporium in the starry heart of Silver City, New Mexico. This 4 oz (113g) fizzy saucer, wrapped tighter than a tractor beam for freshness, turns your tub into a milky way of delight, bubblin’ with the creamy, dreamy scent of a strawberry milkshake (or as we call it, a Moo Shake!). Drop one in, and you’ll be abducted to a far-out frontier where earthly woes vanish like a UFO in the night! 🌌✨

Crafted with vegan-friendly, ethically sourced ingredients, this bath bomb coddles your hide without leavin’ a speck on your skin or tub. It’s the perfect co-pilot for a soothin’ soak after dodgin’ life’s meteor showers. Let the fizz and sweet Moo Shake fragrance beam you to a galactic spa, where the vibe is as smooth as a strawberry swirl.

Why It’s the Grooviest in the Galaxy:

• Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda): Calms achin’ muscles and softens your skin, leavin’ you as refreshed as a breeze on a desert moon.
• Citric Acid: Ignites that cosmic fizz while gently exfoliatin’ and balancin’ your skin’s glow, like a supernova’s sparkle.
• Zea Mays (Corn) Starch: Adds a silky smoothness to your bath, makin’ your skin as soft as a cloud in a pink nebula.
• Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil: Nourishes and hydrates, givin’ your skin a radiant shine brighter than a UFO’s glow.
• Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSA): Whips up a gentle, frothy lather, turnin’ your tub into a stellar milkshake saloon.
• Kaolin Clay: Draws out impurities and soothes with a creamy texture, like floatin’ in zero gravity.

How to Use: Fill your tub with warm water, launch this interstellar orb, and watch it fizz like a rocket blast. Soak for 20-30 minutes, let the strawberry Moo Shake aroma teleport you to bliss, and step out feelin’ like you’ve lassoed a star! Store in a cool, dry place in airtight wrappin’ to keep it fresh as a just-blended shake. 🛀🪐

Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda), Citric Acid, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSA), Kaolin Clay, Fragrance (Strawberry Milkshake), Natural Colorants (Mica).

Eco-Friendly Note: Our packagin’ is biodegradable Polyolefin, ‘cause we’re as kind to the planet as a friendly ET. Each purchase includes one bath bomb, ready to probe the depths of relaxation.

Fair Warnin’: Check the ingredients if you’ve got allergies, and do a patch test if you’re unsure. Stop usin’ if your skin signals an SOS. These bombs ain’t meant Muscatine to diagnose, treat, or cure—just to make your bath a far-out delight! If you’re pregnant, nursin’, or under a doc’s care, check with ‘em first.

Snag an Alien Abduction Bath Bomb and let the frontier’s sweetest fizz beam a strawberry Moo Shake escape to your tub. Order now and soar into serenity! 🛒🚀

Disclaimer: These statements ain’t been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Our products ain’t intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.