Blast Off to Bliss: Alien Abduction Bath Bomb đđ˝đ
Howdy, cosmic cowpoke! Hitch a ride to relaxation with our Alien Abduction Bath Bomb, handcrafted with out-of-this-world zest by MaiMaiâs Bubble Emporium in the starry heart of Silver City, New Mexico. This 4 oz (113g) fizzy saucer, wrapped tighter than a tractor beam for freshness, turns your tub into a milky way of delight, bubblinâ with the creamy, dreamy scent of a strawberry milkshake (or as we call it, a Moo Shake!). Drop one in, and youâll be abducted to a far-out frontier where earthly woes vanish like a UFO in the night! đâ¨
Crafted with vegan-friendly, ethically sourced ingredients, this bath bomb coddles your hide without leavinâ a speck on your skin or tub. Itâs the perfect co-pilot for a soothinâ soak after dodginâ lifeâs meteor showers. Let the fizz and sweet Moo Shake fragrance beam you to a galactic spa, where the vibe is as smooth as a strawberry swirl.
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How to Use: Fill your tub with warm water, launch this interstellar orb, and watch it fizz like a rocket blast. Soak for 20-30 minutes, let the strawberry Moo Shake aroma teleport you to bliss, and step out feelinâ like youâve lassoed a star! Store in a cool, dry place in airtight wrappinâ to keep it fresh as a just-blended shake. đđŞ
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda), Citric Acid, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSA), Kaolin Clay, Fragrance (Strawberry Milkshake), Natural Colorants (Mica).
Eco-Friendly Note: Our packaginâ is biodegradable Polyolefin, âcause weâre as kind to the planet as a friendly ET. Each purchase includes one bath bomb, ready to probe the depths of relaxation.
Fair Warninâ: Check the ingredients if youâve got allergies, and do a patch test if youâre unsure. Stop usinâ if your skin signals an SOS. These bombs ainât meant Muscatine to diagnose, treat, or cureâjust to make your bath a far-out delight! If youâre pregnant, nursinâ, or under a docâs care, check with âem first.
Snag an Alien Abduction Bath Bomb and let the frontierâs sweetest fizz beam a strawberry Moo Shake escape to your tub. Order now and soar into serenity! đđ
Disclaimer: These statements ainât been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Our products ainât intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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