COW BATH BOMB

Graze in Comfort: Cow Bath Bombs 🐄🥛🛁

Howdy, gentle wrangler! Mosey into a cozy retreat with our Cow Bath Bombs, handcrafted with down-home warmth by MaiMai’s Bubble Emporium in the pastoral heart of Silver City, New Mexico. This 4 oz (113g) fizzy delight, wrapped snugger than a calf in a barn for freshness, turns your tub into a creamy prairie haven, infused with the warm, soothin’ scent of oatmeal, enriched with sugary notes of fresh honey and a whisper of light almond. Drop one in, and you’ll be grazin’ in a peaceful meadow where life’s stampedes fade into the sunset! 🌾✨

Crafted with vegan-friendly, ethically sourced ingredients, this bath bomb pampers your hide without leavin’ a speck on your skin or tub. It’s the perfect pardner for a calmin’ soak after a long day herdin’ life’s chores. Let the fizz and Oatmeal Milk & Honey fragrance wrap you in comfort, like a soft blanket on a chilly desert night.

Why It’s the Coziest in the West:

• Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda): Soothes weary muscles and softens your skin, leavin’ you as refreshed as a mornin’ dew on the range.
• Citric Acid: Kicks up that satisfyin’ fizz while gently exfoliatin’ and balancin’ your skin’s glow, like a sunrise over the plains.
• Zea Mays (Corn) Starch: Adds a silky smoothness to your bath, makin’ your skin as soft as a cow’s velvet muzzle.
• Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil: Nourishes and hydrates, givin’ your skin a radiant shine sweeter than a honeycomb.
• Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSA): Whips up a gentle, frothy lather, turnin’ your tub into a creamy frontier dairy.
• Kaolin Clay: Draws out impurities and soothes with a creamy texture, like restin’ in a hay-filled barn.

How to Use: Fill your tub with warm water, toss in this bovine beauty, and watch it fizz like a milk jug bein’ poured. Soak for 20-30 minutes, let the Oatmeal Milk & Honey aroma cradle you in calm, and step out feelin’ like you’ve been pampered at the finest ranch spa! Store in a cool, dry place in airtight wrappin’ to keep it fresh as a dairy mornin’. 🛀🌟

Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda), Citric Acid, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSA), Kaolin Clay, Fragrance (Oatmeal Milk & Honey), Natural Colorants (Mica).

Eco-Friendly Note: Our packagin’ is biodegradable Polyolefin, ‘cause we’re as devoted to the land as a cowboy to their herd. Each purchase includes one bath bomb, ready to herd in relaxation.

Fair Warnin’: Check the ingredients if you’ve got allergies, and do a patch test if you’re unsure. Stop usin’ if your skin moos in protest. These bombs ain’t meant to diagnose, treat, or cure—just to make your bath a warm, honeyed delight! If you’re pregnant, nursin’, or under a doc’s care, check with ‘em first.

Snag a Cow Bath Bomb and let the frontier’s sweetest fizz bring an Oatmeal Milk & Honey escape to your tub. Order now and drift into pastoral serenity! 🛒🤠

Disclaimer: These statements ain’t been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Our products ain’t intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.