Graze in Comfort: Cow Bath Bombs 🐄🥛🛁
Howdy, gentle wrangler! Mosey into a cozy retreat with our Cow Bath Bombs, handcrafted with down-home warmth by MaiMai’s Bubble Emporium in the pastoral heart of Silver City, New Mexico. This 4 oz (113g) fizzy delight, wrapped snugger than a calf in a barn for freshness, turns your tub into a creamy prairie haven, infused with the warm, soothin’ scent of oatmeal, enriched with sugary notes of fresh honey and a whisper of light almond. Drop one in, and you’ll be grazin’ in a peaceful meadow where life’s stampedes fade into the sunset! 🌾✨
Crafted with vegan-friendly, ethically sourced ingredients, this bath bomb pampers your hide without leavin’ a speck on your skin or tub. It’s the perfect pardner for a calmin’ soak after a long day herdin’ life’s chores. Let the fizz and Oatmeal Milk & Honey fragrance wrap you in comfort, like a soft blanket on a chilly desert night.
Why It’s the Coziest in the West:
How to Use: Fill your tub with warm water, toss in this bovine beauty, and watch it fizz like a milk jug bein’ poured. Soak for 20-30 minutes, let the Oatmeal Milk & Honey aroma cradle you in calm, and step out feelin’ like you’ve been pampered at the finest ranch spa! Store in a cool, dry place in airtight wrappin’ to keep it fresh as a dairy mornin’. 🛀🌟
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda), Citric Acid, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSA), Kaolin Clay, Fragrance (Oatmeal Milk & Honey), Natural Colorants (Mica).
Eco-Friendly Note: Our packagin’ is biodegradable Polyolefin, ‘cause we’re as devoted to the land as a cowboy to their herd. Each purchase includes one bath bomb, ready to herd in relaxation.
Fair Warnin’: Check the ingredients if you’ve got allergies, and do a patch test if you’re unsure. Stop usin’ if your skin moos in protest. These bombs ain’t meant to diagnose, treat, or cure—just to make your bath a warm, honeyed delight! If you’re pregnant, nursin’, or under a doc’s care, check with ‘em first.
Snag a Cow Bath Bomb and let the frontier’s sweetest fizz bring an Oatmeal Milk & Honey escape to your tub. Order now and drift into pastoral serenity! 🛒🤠
Disclaimer: These statements ain’t been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Our products ain’t intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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