Kneeling Nun Beard Oil – Earp’s Favorite Blend
Saddle up and groom your beard like a true lawman with our Kneeling Nun Beard Oil, a smooth, nourishing blend that’ll wrangle those whiskers into a soft, healthy mane you’ll carry with pride and she’ll can’t help but admire!
Our Earp’s Favorite Beard Oil transports you to the dusty trails of the Arizona and New Mexico Territory in the 1880s, stirrin’ up a rugged scent of rich bourbon, sweet butterscotch, and a faint spark of gunpowder for that gunslinger edge. This blend honors Wyatt Berry Stapp Earp, the legendary lawman and gambler who made his name in Dodge City, Deadwood, and Tombstone, standin’ tall in the infamous gunfight at the O.K. Corral, where he and his fellow lawmen took down three outlaw Cochise County Cowboys. Fun fact: Wyatt, along with Doc Holliday and Big Nose Kate, once laid low in Georgetown, NM, right here in the wilds of the Gila National Forest, dodgin’ trouble in our own backyard!
Handcrafted in small batches, this 1 oz (30g) bottle’s packed with premium natural oils to keep your beard lookin’ sharp and feelin’ fine. This beard oil contains no artificial colors, parabens, or phthalates, deliverin’ a clean, top-notch grooming experience. Each drop’s a testament to craftsmanship, with slight variations that holler artisanal grit.
How to Slick It On: Squeeze a few drops into your palms, rub ‘em together, and work that liquid gold evenly through your beard and down to the skin. Comb it out for a clean, trail-ready finish.
What’s in the Bottle: One 1 oz bottle of pure Beard Oil. Recycle or repurpose the tin, partner!
Returns? No refunds, but we’ll swap ‘em out if you need.
What’s Cookin’ in This Blend:
Fair Warnin’: Check the ingredients if you’ve got allergies. Slap a bit on your skin first to test for reactions. If it stings, quit usin’ it. Talk to your doc if you’re expectin’, nursin’, or got health concerns. Ain’t FDA-approved, and it’s not here to cure what ails ya.
Recycle ♻️ that tin, and keep the legend alive!
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