Kneeling Nun Beard Oil – Billy the Kid Blend
Saddle up and give your beard the outlaw treatment with our Kneeling Nun Beard Oil, a slick, nourishing blend that’ll tame those whiskers into a soft, healthy mane you’ll swagger with pride and she’ll can’t help but love!
Our Billy the Kid Beard Oil channels the wild spirit of Old New Mexico, rustling up a bold scent that’s sweet with spiced Anjou pear, rugged with a shot of whiskey, and just a whisper of gunpowder for that renegade edge. Named for the infamous William H. Bonney, the young gunslinger who tore through the Lincoln County War and left a legend in the dust, this blend’s got roots right here in Silver City, where his mama, Catherine McCarty Antrim, rests at Memory Lane Cemetery.
Handcrafted in small batches, this 1 oz (30g) bottle’s loaded with top-shelf natural oils to keep your beard lookin’ sharp and feelin’ fine. This beard oil contains no artificial colors, parabens, or phthalates, ensuring a clean, quality grooming experience. Each drop’s a nod to craftsmanship, with slight variations that shout artisanal grit.
How to Slick It On: Squeeze a few drops into your palms, rub ‘em together, and work that liquid gold evenly through your beard and down to the skin. Comb it out for a clean, trail-ready finish.
What’s in the Bottle: One 1 oz bottle of pure Beard Oil. Recycle or repurpose the tin, partner!
Returns? No refunds, but we’ll swap ‘em out if you need.
What’s Cookin’ in This Blend:
Fair Warnin’: Check the ingredients if you’ve got allergies. Slap a bit on your skin first to test for reactions. If it stings, quit usin’ it. Talk to your doc if you’re expectin’, nursin’, or got health concerns. Ain’t FDA-approved, and it’s not here to cure what ails ya.
Recycle ♻️ that tin, and keep the legend alive!
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