UNSCENTED BEARD OIL

Kneeling Nun Beard Oil – Unscented Blend

Ride tall and groom your beard with the pure, no-nonsense care it deserves using our Kneeling Nun Beard Oil, an all-natural blend that’ll tame those whiskers into a soft, healthy mane you’ll wear with pride and she’ll can’t help but admire!

Our Unscented Beard Oil is crafted for the purist who wants nothing but the finest for their beard, free of any fragrance to let your natural grit shine through. This blend draws inspiration from the rugged spirit of Southwest New Mexico, home to the vaquero—a horse-mounted livestock herder whose traditions, rooted in the Iberian Peninsula and honed in Mexico, laid the groundwork for the North American cowboy right here in our wild lands.

Handcrafted in small batches, this 1 oz (30g) bottle’s packed with premium natural oils to keep your beard lookin’ sharp and feelin’ fine. This beard oil contains no artificial colors, parabens, phthalates, or fragrances, deliverin’ a clean, all-natural grooming experience. Each drop’s a nod to craftsmanship, with slight variations that holler artisanal grit.

How to Slick It On: Squeeze a few drops into your palms, rub ‘em together, and work that liquid gold evenly through your beard and down to the skin. Comb it out for a clean, trail-ready finish.

What’s in the Bottle: One 1 oz bottle of pure Beard Oil. Recycle or repurpose the tin, partner!

Returns? No refunds, but we’ll swap ‘em out if you need.

What’s Cookin’ in This Blend:

• Prickly Pear Seed Oil: Packed with antioxidants and vitamin E, it hydrates and toughens up brittle whiskers.
• Coconut Oil: Locks in moisture, banishin’ dryness and leavin’ your beard with a natural shine.
• Argan Oil: Softens wiry hairs, cuts down frizz, and makes your beard easy to wrangle.
• Sweet Almond Oil: Calms itchy skin and keeps things hydrated without weighin’ you down.
• Jojoba Seed Oil: Matches your skin’s natural oils, balancin’ moisture and boostin’ growth.
• Apricot Kernel Oil: Loaded with vitamins A and E, it softens your beard and keeps skin happy.
• Castor Seed Oil: Fuels thicker, fuller growth and adds a slick, natural gleam.
• Baobab Oil: Deeply moisturizes and mends damaged strands, keepin’ ‘em strong.
• Avocado Oil: Fatty acids strengthen hairs and soothe dry, ornery skin.
• Vitamin E (Tocopheryl Acetate): Shields your beard and skin from the elements, keepin’ it glossy.
• Rosemary Leaf: Supports healthy hair growth and keeps your beard vibrant.
• Benzyl Alcohol, Salicylic Acid, Glycerin, Sorbic Acid: Natural keepers that make sure your oil stays fresh as a desert breeze.

Fair Warnin’: Check the ingredients if you’ve got allergies. Slap a bit on your skin first to test for reactions. If it stings, quit usin’ it. Talk to your doc if you’re expectin’, nursin’, or got health concerns. Ain’t FDA-approved, and it’s not here to cure what ails ya.

Recycle ♻️ that tin, and keep the legend alive!