COSMIC CAMPGROUND (ALIEN) BATH BOMB

Stargaze in Style: Cosmic Campground Alien Bath Bomb 🛸🥣🛁

Howdy, interstellar trailblazer! Blast off to a galactic getaway with our Cosmic Campground Alien Bath Bomb, handcrafted with out-of-this-world pizzazz by MaiMai’s Bubble Emporium in the starlit heart of Silver City, New Mexico. This 4 oz (113g) fizzy meteor, wrapped tighter than an alien’s spacesuit for freshness, turns your tub into a cosmic cereal bowl, bubblin’ with the vibrant, nostalgic fragrance of your favorite fruity cereal—a juicy medley of orange, ripe berries, tangerine, and sugared vanilla. Drop one in, and you’ll be campin’ under the stars, far from the dusty trails of Earth! 🌠✨

Crafted with vegan-friendly, ethically sourced ingredients, this bath bomb coddles your hide without leavin’ a speck on your skin or tub. It’s the perfect co-pilot for a soothin’ soak after dodgin’ life’s asteroids. Let the fizz and fruity cereal fragrance teleport you to a cosmic campground, where the vibes are as sweet as a Saturday mornin’ breakfast.

Why It’s the Starriest in the Galaxy:

• Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda): Calms achin’ muscles and softens your skin, leavin’ you as refreshed as a breeze on a desert planet.
• Citric Acid: Sparks that cosmic fizz while gently exfoliatin’ and balancin’ your skin’s glow, like a meteor shower’s sparkle.
• Zea Mays (Corn) Starch: Adds a silky smoothness to your bath, makin’ your skin as soft as a cloud in a berry-hued nebula.
• Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil: Nourishes and hydrates, givin’ your skin a radiant shine brighter than a supernova.
• Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSA): Whips up a gentle, frothy lather, turnin’ your tub into a fruity cereal galaxy.
• Kaolin Clay: Draws out impurities and soothes with a creamy texture, like floatin’ in a zero-gravity oasis.

How to Use: Fill your tub with warm water, launch this cosmic orb, and watch it fizz like a UFO zippin’ through the Milky Way. Soak for 20-30 minutes, let the fruity cereal aroma beam you to bliss, and step out feelin’ like you’ve stargazed at the Cosmic Campground itself! Store in a cool, dry place in airtight wrappin’ to keep it fresh as a newly opened cereal box. 🛀🌟

Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda), Citric Acid, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSA), Kaolin Clay, Fragrance (Fruity Cereal), Natural Colorants (Mica).

Eco-Friendly Note: Our packagin’ is biodegradable Polyolefin, ‘cause we’re as kind to the planet as a friendly extraterrestrial. Each purchase includes one bath bomb, ready to rocket you to relaxation.

Fair Warnin’: Check the ingredients if you’ve got allergies, and do a patch test if you’re unsure. Stop usin’ if your skin sends an SOS. These bombs ain’t meant to diagnose, treat, or cure—just to make your bath a far-out, fruity delight! If you’re pregnant, nursin’, or under a doc’s care, check with ‘em first.

Snag a Cosmic Campground Alien Bath Bomb and let the frontier’s sweetest fizz bring a fruity cereal stargazin’ escape to your tub. Order now and soar into serenity! 🛒👽

Disclaimer: These statements ain’t been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Our products ain’t intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.