CHILE BATH BOMB

Red or Green? The Eternal Question: Chile Bath Bombs 🌶️❓🛁

Howdy, chile-lovin’ compadre! In New Mexico, we don’t just pick a side—we revel in the timeless query: Red or Green? Or perhaps Christmas is your style, mixin’ both for a true Southwestern celebration! Our Red or Green Chile Bath Bombs, handcrafted with fiery frontier spirit by MaiMai’s Bubble Emporium in the blazin’ heart of Silver City, settle the score with a sizzlin’ soak. These 4 oz (113g) fizzy legends, wrapped tighter than a ristra on a porch, turn your tub into a bold New Mexican fiesta. Pick your heat: Green Chile with a zesty Margarita kick, Red Chile with a tropical Mango Papaya glow, or go Christmas style and grab both for a tub-tastic showdown! Either way, you’re divin’ into a rootin’-tootin’ escape that leaves life’s dust in the dust! 🌄✨

Forged with vegan-friendly, ethically sourced ingredients, these bath bombs pamper your hide without leavin’ a speck on your skin or tub. They’re the perfect posse for a rejuvenatin’ dip after wrestlin’ the day’s wild mustangs. Let the fizz and vibrant fragrances fire up your senses, honorin’ the Land of Enchantment’s spiciest motto.

Red, Green, or Christmas? Choose Your Heat:

• Green Chile - Margarita Scent 🍈: A tangy, citrusy Margarita blast that sparks your spirit like a sunny patio siesta, as refreshin’ as a cold drink at high noon.
• Red Chile - Mango Papaya Scent 🥭: A sweet, exotic Mango Papaya blend that whisks you to a tropical oasis, as bold and warm as a red chile sunset.
• Christmas Style 🎄: Can’t decide? Double down with one of each, mixin’ the zesty green and sweet red for a true New Mexican holiday vibe!

Why They’re the Spiciest in the Southwest:

• Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda): Soothes achin’ muscles and softens your skin, leavin’ you as refreshed as a breeze through a Hatch chile field.
• Citric Acid: Ignites that satisfyin’ fizz while gently exfoliatin’ and balancin’ your skin’s glow, like a mornin’ glow over the Mesilla Valley.
• Zea Mays (Corn) Starch: Adds a silky smoothness to your bath, makin’ your skin as soft as a papaya’s tropical heart.
• Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil: Nourishes and hydrates, givin’ your skin a radiant shine brighter than a chile roaster’s flame.
• Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSA): Whips up a gentle, frothy lather, turnin’ your tub into a festive New Mexican cantina.
• Kaolin Clay: Draws out impurities and soothes with a creamy texture, like loungin’ by a quiet Rio Grande bend.

How to Use: Fill your tub with warm water, toss in your Red, Green, or Christmas chile bomb, and watch it fizz like a farolito-lit fandango. Soak for 20-30 minutes, let the Margarita or Mango Papaya aroma (or both!) spice up your soul, and step out feelin’ like you’ve answered New Mexico’s eternal question with flair! Store in a cool, dry place in airtight wrappin’ to keep ‘em fresh as a just-picked chile. 🛀🌟

Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate (Baking Soda), Citric Acid, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate (SLSA), Kaolin Clay, Fragrance (Margarita or Mango Papaya), Natural Colorants (Mica, Annatto).

Eco-Friendly Note: Our packagin’ is biodegradable Polyolefin, ‘cause we’re as true to the land as a chile grower to their harvest. Each purchase includes one bath bomb, unless you go Christmas style for a Red and Green duo, ready to settle the debate in style.

Fair Warnin’: Check the ingredients if you’ve got allergies, and do a patch test if you’re unsure. Stop usin’ if your skin flares hotter than a jalapeño. These bombs ain’t meant to diagnose, treat, or cure—just to make your bath a fiery New Mexican delight! If you’re pregnant, nursin’, or under a doc’s care, check with ‘em first.

Snag a Red or Green Chile Bath Bomb—or go Christmas for the best of both worlds—and let the frontier’s boldest fizz answer New Mexico’s eternal question in your tub. Order now and ride into a spicy, soothin’ escape! 🛒🤠

Disclaimer: These statements ain’t been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Our products ain’t intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.